Price is right yodel game11/19/2022 ![]() ![]() So as much as we had favorite games, we all had those games we hated, too. ![]() If that doesn't say "We hate you and you better suck Bob's old, decrepit penis just to keep your job," I don't know what does.īob Barker fucks a stranger in the ass for fun and profit, again. You didn't know that? How do you think she kept her job? I mean, they made her assist on that yodeling game the day after her husband went missing in the Swiss Alps. Bob is looking at her like, let's get a move on lady, this show needs to end so I can go backstage and get my daily blowjob from Janice. Making me think it ends in nine when it really ends in three. But then she thinks, well, they could be fucking with me. So anyhow, I know what the lady is thinking. She's got a 9 and a 3 left and some idiots in the peanut gallery are yelling out SEVEN! Do they do that just to fuck her up or are they just not paying attention? Maybe it's the relatives of the person this chick beat to get up here by betting A FUCKING DOLLAR on the bedroom furniture. Personally, I'd rather have the chump change. ![]() Will she get the car? The piggy bank? Ohmygod there's only two numbers left and she can either win A dollar fortysomething or a Toyota Hatchback. I liked Any Number because of the suspense. You thought I was going to say Plinko, didn't you? See, everyone says Plinko. So I'll just be the bigger man out of all of us and go ahead an admit that yea, I had a favorite game. We've all cut out of school at least once and found ourselves watching and waiting for Plinko. There were times I was unemployed and times when the commute to college was too daunting and I stayed in bed watching tv instead and times when the black cloud of life hovered over me and the only time I would peek out from under the covers was when Bob Barker appeared on my tv or the times when a whole bunch of us were slacking the days after high school away and we'd watch the show through the mind haze of booze and pot. Tīy writing about this, it's admitting that I watched enough Price is Right to actually have a favorite and least favorite pricing game. It might be fun to play, but you aren't gonna get anything from it. This was the kid on the block the beat your son up after he won a baseball game. You are so fucked," from the crowd made this game the evil spawn of sperm that it is. That game should have been named "You Are Fucked And You Won't Be Getting A Car Today." The look of excitment of being shown a new car then the look of utter disappointment as they rolled the game out. It was that one with the car and the bag where you had to pull out the chips and name what place they where in the line up and if you were wrong the number went back in the bag. Well, at least he is Swedish, but that's beside the point. It was always funny watching him fall because the contestants never really got what was going on here. You realized that a man died because you didn't know the price of cream cheese right? He is dead cause those fucking coupons skewed your god damn reality and now we all have to hear this yodeling cause I guess you like saving 30 cents on cream cheese and standing over a dead Swedish climber who just wanted to sing songs to you and climb his mountain. The yodeling as the death came closer because you couldn't remember the price of fucking cream cheese. And you were assulated by yodeling as he was climbing to his death. Not only would you lose, but you killed a guy. That Game With the Yodeling Guy Climbing Up A Cliff ![]() I used to watch this game every morning before or after I went to school. Never got that one, but anyways, lets talk about what we are here to talk about tonight. And he was always concerned about dogs and cats. Bob would look down on the audience and shame them for not making it up on stage. Not only did you get to see someone who cared about you, but mocked you at the same time. ![]()
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